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happy & smile
A little girl asked her father
"How did the human race appear?"
The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made"
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl went back to her father and said " Daddy, how is it possible that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?"
The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her."
A little girl asked her father
"How did the human race appear?"
The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made"
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl went back to her father and said " Daddy, how is it possible that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?"
The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her."
Don’t go for looks , they can deceive you
Don’t go for wealth , even that fades away
Go for sumone who makes you smile
Because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright
Don’t go for wealth , even that fades away
Go for sumone who makes you smile
Because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright
My father chose my name, and my last name was chosen by my ancestors
That’s enough, I myself choose my way
Dr. Ali Shariati
have good day.
That’s enough, I myself choose my way
Dr. Ali Shariati
have good day.
Hi dear friend
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.
today you can change your life & habit
so smile & start & life
................
The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, ugly old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady walked between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother.
so smile & start & life
................
The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, ugly old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady walked between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother.
Happy & smile
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game.
If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars.
So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars.
The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game.
If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars.
So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars.
The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars
Each Morning we are born again
What we do today is what matters most
Wish you a happy Thursday
TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF
JEEP
Superb Lines 4m a father's diary ever n ever-"my sOn is my sOn till he gets a wife,
But my daughter is my daughter til d end Of my life.."
Happy Father's Day 2 All Dad In The World,Hes AlwaYs The Great Man In Our Life,I Love You DadKeep Smiling
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