chal batti bujha ke aaja rum me wOnhi milega sab kuch

ese na dekh0 mujhe pYar ho jaYega :Rofl:
kmine kaisa hai mai ek dum masti me aag lge basti meph0ne krunga tujhe jldi hi hell call reiciev kri meri0r wapas aaYa hun kullu aajisliYe 0nline hun

khoTe

?????? Kidhr gum ho mohan pyare

?????? Kidhr gum ho mohan pyare :O

kamine kithe hain :O

Yar me goin koi zruri kaam hai kal milo ga ab t.c

ghr me

w8 thori dair me ata hu brb

khota

Reallly but tu tou online dhik rha tha

Us raat tune mjhe jwb kiun nhi diya ? :O

Ajj mere se zra bch kk rehna me bht gusshe me ho raat ko tune acha. Nhi kiya

Keha hai kamine

apne kAaar

kamine mere pas 3310 nhi same to same tere wla 1100 hai

abhi tu teku watX app me bhi add kerna hai

thank u mat bol mjhe owner ka naam bta bas I want to kill him

Read till end !!!
OneDay..Death came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Death said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Death:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Death finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Death woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try..🐣

"Tu karta woh hai
jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu!

Tu kar woh jo mai chahata hu....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....