4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,

A RAPIST

A MURDERER

A PSYCO

& GAY.

RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE
I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT,
I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”

THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD
I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

“MEOOWN”

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i'm confused who s the big notorious



plzzz help me

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LAUGH so hard that even SORROW would smile at you

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╰♡╮ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ╰♡╮

║ ║║╔║║╔╗
║ ╠╣╠║║║║
║ ║║╚╚╚╚╝
my friend

╰★╮╰★╮☆☆╰★╮╰★╮

Dark is not the opposite of light,
it is just the absence of light.
similarly,
a problem is the absence of an idea,
not the absence of a solution."

“You haven’t lost your smile at all,
it’s right under your nose.
You just forgot it was there.”

smile plzzz

❤ ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤ ❤
(⁀‵⁀,) ❤ ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.❤ ❤
.`⋎´❤ ¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ❤ ❤

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Hai hema kabhi tumhare is old frnd ko bi yaad kiya karo hw r u? What's your facebook id name ?

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ONCE DAY A CRAB WAS RUNNING
ON THE SEA SHORE..

THE WAVES COME AND CLEARED
THE FOOTPRINTS OF THE CRAB

CRAB ASKED: BEING MY FRIEND WHY ARE YOU
CLEARING MY FOOTPRINTS

WAVES REPLIED: A FISHERMAN WAS FOLLOWING YOUR
FOOTPRINTS TO CATCH YOU THAT WHY I CLEARED THEM OFF..

FRIENDSHIP MEANS CARING BEYOND IMAGINATION..

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆☆ ☆

Never loose the person,
who really fights with you for childish matter,

Because they never fight for you,
they only fight for their real love on you.

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆☆ ☆ ☆

most incredible computer…brain
so,use ur computer
worst thing to be without…hope
so,be optimistic
deadliest weapon…the tongue
so,connect ur tongue wit brain

GOOD EVENING

╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

╰★╮╰★╮☆☆╰★╮╰★╮

''When I was born..!!
A Great Woman was there To hold me..
My Mother..!!
♡☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆♡

When I grew as a child..!!
A Woman was there to Care for Me & play with me..
My Sister.. !!
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

When I went to School..!!
A Woman was there To help me learn..
My Teacher.. !!
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

When I became depressed & whenever I lost..!!
A Woman was there to offer a shoulder..
My Friend.. !!
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
When I needed company, compatibility & love..!!
A great woman was there for Me..
My Gf/Wife.. !!
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

When I became tough..!!
A Woman was there To melt me..
My Daughter.. !!
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

And.. When I Die..
A Woman is there to absorb me In
My Motherland.. !!''
♡☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ♡ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆♡

If you are a Man VALUE EVERY WOMAN.. !!

And..

If you are a Woman.. BE PROUD TO BE THE ONE.. !

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

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╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

║══╰♡╮╰★╮.❤.╰♡╮╰★╮ ══║

══No relationship is problem-free,
and while some endure ups and downs
on a daily basis and still stick
others fail from the very beginning══

║║TOP 10 CAUSES OF BREAKUPS INCLUDS:║║

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║1) Showing much more affection towards your
║partner than he or she does towards you.║
║2) Trying to advance and take the relationship
║to the next level when your partner does ║
║ 3) Forcing or manipulating your partner to change.║
║ 4) Being “too” eager about the relationship.║
║ 5) Acting too needy.║
║ 6) Acting too possessive and jealous.║
║ 7) Trying to control or manipulate your
║partner into loving you.║
║ 8)Begging, crying, or throwing tantrums
║ to get your way.║
║ 9) Not giving your partner enough
║room in the relationship.║
║10) Trying to keep your partner by “proving”
║to them how much you care║
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║look n 2 ur person's eye's and feels the love
║LovE, only LovE can change a person either
║bad or good its depends on you
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╔══════╰♡╮╰★╮.❤.╰♡╮╰★╮ ══════╗
wishing ur meaningful & LoveLy LIFE >))>))>))
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║══╰♡╮╰★╮.❤.╰♡╮╰★╮ ══║

║-A Girl Wont Cry Easily,
║Except in Front of The Person;
║Who She Love The Most,
║She Becomes Weak..!
║-A Girl Wont Cry Easily,
║Only When She Love You The Most,
║She Put Down Her Ego..!
║-If a Girl Cries Bcoz of You,
║Hold Her Hands Firmly,
║She’s The one Who Would Stay With You
║For The Rest of Your Life..♥
║If a Girl Cries Bcoz of...

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║so,respect her tear,rest of life u will be n smile║
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║One Truth:
║Har Ladki K Life Me Ek Ladka Hota Hai
║Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti aUr
║Har Ladke Ki Life Me Ek Ladki Hoti hai
║Jise Wo Pa Nhi Sakta .....

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║....║
║══════════════════════║

║Love is not a BUSINESS
║where you give when you get..
║it’s a beautiful FEELING for someone
║where you like to give
║ even if you don’t get.♥

╔══════╰♡╮╰★╮.❤.╰♡╮╰★╮ ══════╗
Have a Beautiful & Sweet Morning my friend...
╚══════ ╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮ ══════╝

Gudnite friend.take care bye.

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One day a rich father took his son on a trip.

He wanted to show him how poor somone can be.

They spent their time on the farm of a poor family.
…
On the way home, the father asked,

Did you see how poor they are..??

What did you learn..??

The son said :

”We have a pool while they have rivers,

we have lanterns , At night while they have stars,

We have food while they grow theirs

We have walls to protect us while they have friends,

We have encyclopedias while they have their Holy Book.

Then he added
‘THANK YOU DAD FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE’

Rich can be poor.....
Poor can be rich.....

Only depends,the way how you look

***♥ ♡╰☆☆╮♡ ♥***

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All Girls are beautiful after
light are switched off!!

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.
Shakespeare !!

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All boys are innocent before
lights are switched off!!

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Shakespeare wife !!

Sweet dremzzz.
Good Night.


SWITCHED OFF!!


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MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS N LIFE:

1: Loving friend Avoiding you;
Without Reason..!

2: Dear One Suddenly
Stopped Messaging you..!

3: Friend Calling on Birth’Day;
& not Wishing..!

4: The Person Whom We never Forget in Life;
forgets you Permanently ..!

5: Attending the Marriage of Lover..!

6: when your dream is broken by
the same person whom you dreamt about.....
And you smile and say.....
“It’s OK”……..
Because there is no option..!!!

My sweet friend, i wish all ur pain
goes by the wings of time,
may Almighty fill ur life wit peace

GOOD MORNING

╰★╮╰★╮╰★╮☆♡☆╰★╮╰★╮╰★╮

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'Love and air have lot in common,
You can’t see them, You can only feel.
And you can’t live without both of them.'

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Difficult to tell what loving is like;
Impossible to tell what missing is like;

May you never miss whom you luv
&
may whom you luv miss you always...

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miss u

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╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

:NET LOVE STORY:

--> Friend request
--> Accepted
--> Write something on wall
--> Intro
--> Everyday chatting
--> Ask Phone No.
--> Texting
--> Calling
--> Meet
--> Express love ♥
--> Couple
--> Make Relationship Status
--> Hangout
--> Misunderstanding
--> Fight
--> Break up
--> Block
--> Delete 4rm frnlist

THE END

Dont misjudge me
just read my msg and
promise 2 ur self...U wiLL not
spoiL ur Love Life by little misunderstanding
coz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LovE IS FORGIVING AND ACCEPTING...

GOOD MORNING MY FRIEND.

╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

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6 truth of life:
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will share this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company.

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╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

I want to go back in time and want
my childhood days back when...

“Dad” was the only “Hero”
“Love” was “Mom`s hug”
“Highest place on earth” was “Dad`s shoulder”
“My worst enemies” were “My own siblings”
Only thing that could “hurt” were “skinned knees”
The only thing “Broken” were my “Toys”
and when “Goodbyes” meant till “Tomorrow” .

GOOD NIGHT MY FRIEND
TILL TOMORROW...

╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

'love is like a virus

killing u from past, present & future

friendship is like a anti-virus

saving u from from past, present & future'

its really surprising that whn
anti-virus turn n 2 virus
& create a lovely software

Wishing LoveLy virus MorninG
with anti-virus

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Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ke tension
mein Jaan
de dun..
.
.
. .
Par..
Jeena pardhta hai..
Jab khayal aata hai ke..
.
. .
.
.
.
.
Kuch hi to smart log bache hain.. 1 aur kam ho jayega ...
.
.
.
.
. Uff ye majboori !!

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╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes;
Always remember these three things...

1) i'm with you.
2) still with you. &
3) will always be.

GOOD NIGHT

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Do you know what is PAIN?
.... Seeing your loved one with someone else...

Want to know what is LOVE?
.... Looked into the eyes of loved one after a tight hug... ♥

Want to know what is WORSE?
.... Imagine your loved one leaving you forever...

Want to know how fertile LOVE is?
.... Imagine a life without your loved one...

Want to know what's being HURT?
.... When u realized u hurt your loved one with your behavior...

Want to know who Loves YOU??
.... Is that person whom you are thinking about while reading this....

Hv A Nice MorninG FrienD

╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮

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common story of naughty net

just an example

'Girl: hi baby
Boy: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)
Girl: Are you there??
Boy: yes yes..I'm here...:lovesending failed)
Girl: are you ignoring me or what??
Boy: honey I'm not..i'm right here...:heartsending failed)
Girl: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !!
Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. (message send)'



Hv LoveLy NighT wiT dangerOus NeT



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