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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---my some frns(boys)
are continuously blaming me
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)
but you know, its not true
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys)
Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.
BUT you can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier.
Lastly a small bad newswomen can handle you easily to their own strange way---♡(＾◡＾)
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╰♡╮---What a Kiss means..
actually read the whole thing cause its nice!
+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
">http://i.myniceprofile.com/831/83171.gif" border="0"/>+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you’re definitely in Love...
GOOD NYT
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Every day, Every time, Every
where
I may not be with you
But My thinking, My care,
My prayers, and My love
always with you♥
Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
">http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif" border="0"/>Last joke
dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling 
HAPPY DAY AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF ...
