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｡◕‿◕｡☆ ╰♡╮In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆I am the best,
& I can prove it
I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
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I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
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and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
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I am the best
Qualities a friend must have
Cute as crocodileSmart as donkeyActive as turtleFit as hippoMatured as monkeySincerity like dogNo doubt you are my best friend☆*
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What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
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The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
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We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
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We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
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If you understand,
say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
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Understand!
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*♥,*”*,*”*,♥**☆What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
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The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
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We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
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We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
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If you understand, say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
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Understand!☆*
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☆☆╰♡╮FUNNY MEANINS…CIGARETTEA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGEIt’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
CONFERENCEThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOMA place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILEA curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWNThe only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCEThe name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMATA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMISTA person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
BOSSSomeone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIANOne who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
DOCTORA person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH╰♡╮
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Happy New Year 2013 
Wishing you a new year rich with the blessings of love, joy, warmth, and laughter. 
Best Wishes & Take care..
Gift 
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Wιѕнιηg υ & your ƒαмιℓу
A happy new year
Mαу уσυя нєαят
вє ƒιllєd with נσу,
ρєα¢є, нαρρiness & ℓσνє.
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Wιѕнιηg υ & your ƒαмιℓу
A happy new year
Mαу уσυя нєαят
вє ƒιllєd with נσу,
ρєα¢є, нαρρiness & ℓσνє.
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because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.
Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.
So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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