Wife: sweety, which teams are playing today? Hubby: There is no match today. Wife: Oh! It's over? So who won? Hubby: it's not over, they are just resting today Wife: Oooh... So they'r on halftime? Hubby: Ah sure they are on halftime Wife: so when are they starting the second half? Hubby: (bored) Tomorrow
Wife: So Ronaldo will be playing tomorrow? Hubby: His team was knocked out. Wife: Haa so which team is remaining? Hubby: Brazil. Wife: The one that Neymar plays for? Hubby: (happy) YES! Wife: At least we will watch Neymar. Hubby: Neymar was injured. His world cup campaign is over. Wife: so they will play with less players? Hubby: No, they will get someone else Wife: Who will they put? Hubby: (Angry) I DONT KNOW! (loong silence) Wife: (innocently) hope they put Ronaldo