A Woodcutter loses his Axe
& Lord Offers him Both Gold & Silver
bt He takes his Own Axe & Seeing his Honesty Lord gives him All 3.
One day he goes Again 2 Forest with his Wife. Bt his Wife Falls into d River. he Cries
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n Pleads 2 d Lord 2 give him his Wife...
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Lord brings Out Angelina Jolie & Asked
'Is this ur Wife'
He Replied - Yes.!
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Lord said 'U Lied n u r gona b Punished'..
He Said 'wait Lord I Lied bcoz if I had Said No, u Would have taken out Cameron Diaz.
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If Then I said no, u Would have taken Out My Wife
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n Seeing my Honesty, U Wud hve Given me All 3.
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Bt I m a Poor Man
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, I Can't keep All 3. So I said Yes to Angelina.
God :rulayega kya pagle...ja le ja isse...
Moral: Men r Honest Liars
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