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Omjee83 Guestbookshyangel12 (11 years ago) Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it بعض الناس يجعلون حياتك سعيدة ، فقط بتواجدهم فيها Chitra39 (11 years ago) kya chal reha hai yane thandi ka mausam hai and office me dimag garam huva tho chat ice vala kaam karta hai Chitra39 (11 years ago) Every morning is a symbol of rebirth of our life. So forget all yesterdays bad moments.. and make today beautiful.. happy morning Chitra39 (11 years ago) Biggest Problem In Love: . . Good Guy Gets Wrong Girl.. . . Good Girl Gets Wrong Guy.. They Fall In Love & Good Ones Get Cheated.. Now The Good Guys Thinks, All Girls Are Fraud.. & Good Girls Thinks, All Guys Are Flirts.. . . . . When Good Guy Meets Good Girl, They Avoid Falling In Love & Become Just Good Friends….. ♥ xnirx (11 years ago) ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮ FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮ | |