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Siya15 Guestbook xnirx (11 years ago)Happy New Year, Ab tum sab sochte honge Happy New Year kyu, areh meri marzi   Mera phone, ... tumhari page... joh dil bola woh message post karunga   Chalo ab Good Night....!!   xnirx (11 years ago)╰☆╮╰☆╮♥  ♥╰☆╮╰☆╮THIS IS FUNNY Beggar: Give me food. Man: I’ll give you Vodka. Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food. Man: I’ll give you cigarettes. Beggar: I don’t smoke. Man: I’ll take you to race. Beggar: I don’t gamble. Man: I’ll get you girl friend. Beggar: I love only my wife. Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house. Beggar: Why? Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!  {Image}  Keep your head high, keep your chin up, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about. {Image}  U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness{Image}  Be as happy as possible ╰☆╮╰☆╮♥ ♥╰☆╮╰☆╮ kaal69 (11 years ago)11 Cute Quotes to Bring Cheer....! 1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry ! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy Life ! 2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly, because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian ! Think about this. 3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearances, and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside... But don't try going out naked tomorrow, to assess how others admire'what you are inside'! 4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world ! That's called Attitude. Keep on rocking ! 5. Every woman hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !! 6. He was a truly good man... He never smoked, nor drank, and never had an affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.. . They said,"He who has never lived, cannot die"! 7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles. He's now being sued by Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles ! 8. There are so many options for suicide : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, etc.... But many chose Marriage : It's slow, but sure ! 9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, the rest has girlfriends ! 10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive, or married to someone else ! 11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Is it not logical to conclude that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking ?!  XXVARUNXX (11 years ago)Feeling of Love + Moment of Caring + Small Small Sharing + Stupid Fights + Shoulder To Cry + To Be Together In Pain = Most Beautiful Thing Called “LOVE” I MISS YOU……………………….. | |
