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dipal06 Guestbook![]() Ek Artist se dil ke Darwaze ki tasveer banane ko kaha gaya usne bhut haseen ghar banaya aur usme chota sa khubsurat darwaza lgaya lekin uska handle nahi tha kisi ne poocha k, handle Q nahi lagaya to us Artist ne badi khubsurat baat kahi k Dil k darwazay andar se khulte hai........... Bahar se nahi........... ......... ![]() स्टेशन पे एक कुली से बाहर जाने का रास्ता पूंछा . कुली ने कहा: " बाहर जाके पूंछो ." मैंने ख़ुद ही रास्ता ढूंढ़ लिया , बाहर जाके टैक्सी वाले से पूंछा : " भाई साहब लाल किले का कितना लोगे ?" जवाब मिला: " बेचना नही है ." टैक्सी छोड़ , मैंने बस पकड़ ली , कंडक्टर से पूंछा: "जी , क्या मैं सिगरेट पी सकता हूँ ?" वो गुर्र्रा कर बोला : "हरगिज़ नही , यहाँ सिगरेट पीना मन है." मैंने कहा: "पर वो जनाब तो पी रहे है!" फिर से गुर्र्र्राया : "उसने मुझसे पूंछा नही है." लाल किले पंहुचा , होटल गया . मेनेजर से कहा: "मुझे रूम चाहिए , सातवी मंजिल पे ." मेनेजर ने कहा: "रहने के लिए या कूदने के लिए ?" रूम पंहुचा , वेटर से कहा: " एक पानी का गिलास मिलेगा ?" उसने जवाब दिया: "नही साहब , यहाँ तो सारे कांच के मिलते हैं." होटल से निकला , दोस्त के घर जाने के लिए , रास्ते में एक साहब से पूंछा: " जनाब , ये सड़क कहाँ को जाती है ?" जनाब हंस कर बोले: "पिछले बीस साल से देख रहा हूँ , यही पड़ी है... कही मै समझ गया आज मै भारत से ईण्डिया मै आ गया हूँ। ![]() Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti… ![]() 'FrIeNdShIp' is the melody'and fragrance of life, 'FrIeNdShIp' is a beautiful part of life, 'FrIeNdShIp' is a beautiful flower, 'life without 'FrIeNdShIp' is nothing, 'many are the name applied to 'FrIeNdShIp' 'but, Where care and truly enter in' There 'FrIeNdShIp' is rightly called "love" have a nice time ![]() {Image} good day {Image} ''so you dont want to hear about my good song? and you dont want to hear about how i am getting on with all the things that i can get done the sun is in the sky & i am by my lonesome so you don't want to hear about my good day? you have better things to do than to hear me say god its been a lovely day! everything is going my way i took out the trash today and i'm on fire... so you don't want to hear about my good friends? you dont have the guts to take the truth or consequence success is in the eye of the beholder and its looking even better over your cold shoulder i'm not suggesting you up and line me up for questioning but jesus think about the bridges you are burning and i'm betting that even though you knew it from the start you'd rather be a bitch than be an ordinary broken heart so go ahead and talk about your bad day... i want all the details of the pain and misery that you are inflicting on the others i consider them my sisters and i'd like their numbers god its been a lovely day! everything is going my way i took up croquet today and i'm on fire i picked up the pieces of my broken ego i have finally made my peace as far as you and me go but i'd love to have you up to see the place & i'd like to do more than survive i'd like to rub it in your face..... hey! its been a lovely day! everything is going my way i had so much fun today and i'm on fire god it's been a lovely day everything's been going my way ever since you went away hey i'm on fire..... i'm on fire... i'm on fire... so you dont want to hear about my good day?'' ☀❤☀ENJOY THE SONG☀❤☀ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |