nir794 8 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
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:hee::hee:Sgnboard Education:p:p
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Sgnboard outside Heaven:
:spin:"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God....
will not be considered as prayers":hee::rofl:
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?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
:hee:" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.":rofl:
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?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
:rofl:" Married MEN are not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy..":shh::rofl:
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?? SignBoard outside GARAGE:
:hee:"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder..":hee:
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?? Signboard outside A Bar:
:money:" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget,
Please do Pay In Advance ":hee:
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?? Signboard outside Driving School:
:hee:" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way.....":P:hee:
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?? Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra,
please hold the book with BOTH Hands..":rofl::p
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:tappingfoot:Now pay my fees:money::p
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:smile: ♥☆¸.•:hee:•.¸☆♥:smile:
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nir794 8 years ago [/b][color=#c20000][size=18]
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:shy2:6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings:shy2:
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1 Money can't buy happiness:thumb:
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:hee:but... its more comfortable to cry in
a BMW than on a bicycle:hee:
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2. Forgive your enemy:thumb:
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:hee:but... remember that bastard's name:P
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3. Help a person when they are in trouble:thumb:
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:rofl:and... they will remember
you when they are in trouble again..:rofl:
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4. Many people are alive only:p
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:pbecause... its illegal to shoot them:hee:
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5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem:naughty:
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:hee:but... neither does juice:hee:
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6. Smoking kills:thumb:
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:rofl:but... if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...:p
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:hee::rofl:Think again.. Be wise..:hee::rofl:
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:p:hee::p
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:P:hee::p:rofl:
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nir794 8 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
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Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes?
Th8′z not been said a thousand times??
The new years come, the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night..
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We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8′s the burden of a year:)
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We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015.
He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring)
12 children and 365 grandchildren.
He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight.
After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014.
May his soul rest in peace.:p:hee::p
Lets Say Good Bye 2015.
When this Year come to his end.
Let it be said I hv played the friends,
Have lived & loved & labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
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:hee: Dear Friend:hee:
In The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,:(
Irritated You,:$
And Annoyed You;:L
I Just Want To Tell You That...:$
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:hee:I Plan To Continue:rofl:
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:cheerleader:I wish that n't a single tear trickles
down your cheek this New Year.
May u be bless with
joy n happiness aal di year round.:dance2:
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╰╰╮╮:heart:♡•‿•♡:heart:╰╰╮╮
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