xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
╰❤╮☆:rofl:☆╰❤╮
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7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!:$:rofl:
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:pTeacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”:p
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:pSolid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time:p
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!:hee:
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:rofl::hee: Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.
Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND:hee::shh:
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:smile:SMILE:smile:
Is not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
:smile:...So always keep smiling...:smile:
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:shy2:good night:sleeping:
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╰❤╮☆:hee:☆╰❤╮
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
☆*:rofl:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:rofl:*☆
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I am the best,
& I can prove it:$:hee:
I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
.
.
.
I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
..
..
..
and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
...
...
...
:hee:I am the best:dance2:
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:hee::hee: [img]http://uppix.com/f-Funny450e91bc30011c76f.gif[/img] :p:p
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:hee::hee: [img]http://i5.tagstat.com/image07/d/a33a/00zq055jqcW.gif[/img] :p:p
:$Qualities a friend must have:$
:love:Cute as crocodile:love:
:love:Smart as donkey:love:
:love:Active as turtle:love:
:love:Fit as hippo:love:
:love:Matured as monkey:love:
:love:Sincerity like dog:love:
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:heart:No doubt you are my best friend:dance2:
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☆*:hee:*♥,*”*,*”*,♥*:hee:*☆
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮
:hee:FUNNY MEANINS…:hee:
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:rofl:CIGARETTE:rofl:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
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:rofl:MARRIAGE:rofl:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE:rofl:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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:rofl:CONFERENCE ROOM:rofl:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
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:rofl:SMILE:rofl:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
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:rofl:YAWN:rofl:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
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:rofl:EXPERIENCE:rofl:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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:rofl:DIPLOMAT:rofl:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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:rofl:OPTIMIST:rofl:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
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:rofl:BOSS:rofl:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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:rofl:POLITICIAN:rofl:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
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:rofl:DOCTOR:rofl:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…
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:hee:GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH:hee:
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╰♡╮:smile:☆:heart:☆:smile:╰♡╮
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xnirx 11 years ago
[b][color=#c20000]Don't worry about hard times,
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.
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Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.
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Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.
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So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake:rofl:
Though they may seem difficult:hee:
face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
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DesiComments DesiComments Tucmuc
...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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╰♡╮:dance2:☆:heart:☆:dance2:╰♡╮
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮
Four candles were talking to each other
♥. . . ♥[img]http://images.ubercomments.com/3/29558.gif[/img]♥. . . ♥
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1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...
♥♥[img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book106.gif[/img][img]http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Occult/BooksCandles/book101.gif[/img]♥♥
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Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live..
...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
♥[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/heatherp8/MySpace%20comments/FLIGHT.jpg[/img][img]http://media.beta.photobucket.com/image/hope%20comments/sharonloves/comments/BIRDSANDLADY1.jpg[/img][img]http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt108/nadusha08_2009/comments/HopeFaithLove.gif[/img]♥
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...S W E E T[img]http://www.magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Goodnight/goodnight12.jpg[/img]D R E A M E S...
╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
Friendship isn't about whom you have known
the longest it's about who came,
and never left your side.
☆ ❤[img]http://www.evipic.eviland.com/Comments/Images/Friends/Friends-5.jpg[/img]❤ ☆
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Your truest friends are the ones who will always be there for you,
no matter what happens, and who will never leave your side.
A real friend knows you at your deepest levels and
whether they agree with you or not,
they will commit to always being there for you when you are truly down,
even when it is least convenient for them to do so:)
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Never take having friends like these for granted,
because not everyone is blessed to have true friends like these,
who will come into your life and no matter what happens,
will never leave your side.
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Show your real friends that you appreciate them by treating them
the way that you would like to be treated.
Be there for them, not only when they need it,
but also when things are great as well,
because ultimately everyone desires to be loved by somebody.
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☆ ❤[img]http://www.evipic.eviland.com/Comments/Images/Good%20Night/Night-8.jpg[/img]❤ ☆
Real friends are always going to be there by your side,
even at times when you tell them to leave.
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=24]
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
never forget, how special you are.
☆ ☆ ☆[img]http://www.images22.com/pics/04/magical-dreams.gif[/img]☆ ☆ ☆
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May your heart be happy, may your days be bright,
may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light,
may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars,
may you never forget, how special you are.
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May you go the places in life that you desire to go.
Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right,
then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve.
You have to have belief in who you are,
because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world.
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Remember that you arent perfect,
and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road,
and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual.
Never lose sight of your dreams,
and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life
you will become who you aspire to become eventually!
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☆ ☆ ☆[img]http://www.images22.com/pics/04/good-evening-my-friend2.jpg[/img]☆ ☆ ☆
never forget, how special you are.
╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
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xnirx 11 years ago
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♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
:rofl:Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel:rofl:
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Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
:hee::p:hee:
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst:mad:
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell:hmm::hot::@
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Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….
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:smile:SMILING EVENING:D
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
╰♡╮☆╰❤╮:heart:╰❤╮☆╰♡╮
whÿ dö böÿs nëëd ä frïënd whö ïs ä ġïrl ???
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-shë wïll nëvër lëävë ü älönë whën ü ärë säd…
-shë wïll sëë tö ït thät ü dö ür wörks ön tïmë…
-shë wïll mäkë sürë ü dön’t skïp
mëäls tö pläÿ mätċhës & dö wörk…
-shë wïll äsk ü tö lëävë ür bäd häbïts
ëvërÿdäÿ, ëvërÿ tïmë…
-shë wïll fïġht wïth ü ön smäll mättërs,
bt wön’t këëp d änġër för lönġ…
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü mönëÿ-wïsë…
-shë wïll säÿ: dön’t w0rrÿ,
ëvën ïf thërë’s löt tö wörrÿ ör nöthïnġ tö wörrÿ...
-shë wïll mäkë ÿöü pünċtüäl…
-shë wïll hëlp ÿöü rësträïn ür änġër…
-shë wïll tälk tö ü 15 tïmës ä däÿ
tö knöw whät ü’rë döïnġ…
ü mïġht fëël büġġëd ät tïmës,
bt trüth ïs thät ÿöü ċän’t dö änÿthïnġ wïthöüt hër…
äs ġïrls ärë spëċïäl ġïft öf ġöd för böÿs…❤
sö respect & rëälïżë thëïr wörth
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BECAUSE..............
they are the priceless creation by GOD:)
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dëdïċätëd tö äll ġïrls änd böÿs
whö shärë thë lövë änd frïëndshïp n os…!!
:note:ZZZZZzzzzzzz:sleeping:
╰♡╮☆╰❤╮:heart:╰❤╮☆╰♡╮
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xnirx 11 years ago [b][color=#c20000][size=18]
.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words.
.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
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In each moment we should make an attempt to make the best out of it,
whether it be a situation that is already positive,
or whether it be a situation that we need to help spin in a positive light.
Live every moment, and remember that eventually the future will be the present.
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Take time out to laugh each day,
laughter is not only food for the soul,
but it also helps to heal the soul in parts it may be broken.
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And Love...
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Love with everything inside of you.
Love because love is the center of life.
Our souls are filled with love,
so be sure to thoroughly love whatever may be in our hearts.
Love the people around you.
Love your friends.
Love your enemies.
Love your Love.
Love the memories you are able to make.
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Most of all make sure you will love the legacy you leave behind on earth.
:)LoVeLy NiGhT:sleeping:
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.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
Live every moment,laugh every day,love beyond words.
.•°¤*★(¯`❤´¯)(¯´❤`¯)★*¤°•.
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xnirx 11 years ago