D0N420  (11 years ago) 

 .:heart...

 D0N420  (11 years ago) 

 :hear...

 D0N420  (11 years ago) 

 






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 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia
1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost kocal kar k Kaha
Yar Main Ro Rha Hun
Dost ne kha
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Band kr phone Main So Rah...

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia
1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost kocal kar k Kaha
Yar Main Ro Rha Hun
Dost ne kha
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Band kr phone Main So Rah...

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..
Kia hogya hai tmhen?
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 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"
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After sometime
17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D
tX...

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :
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 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 How to disturb...'''
Boyen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boyen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boyen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni b...

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Bij...

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

 D0N420  (12 years ago) 

 Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de...